Here Are Donald Trump’s Unpresidential Tweets About Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson From 2012 (via Saturday Night Live)

As if Donald Trump’s current Twitter ramblings weren’t crazy enough, Saturday Night Live host Kristen Stewart brought a particularly notorious string of tweets back to memory in last Saturday’s opening monologue:

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012

Lots of response to my Pattinson/Kristen Stewart reunion. She will cheat again–100 certain–am I ever wrong?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2012

Robert I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I'm right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2012

So many tweets & stories on Stewart/Pattinson Look, it doesn't matter– the relationship will never be the same. It is permanently broken.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 19, 2012

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012

Everyone is asking me to speak more on Robert & Kristen.I don't have time except to say "Robert, drop her, she cheated on you & will again!"

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 23, 2012

Miss Universe 2012 Pageant will be airing live on @nbc & @Telemundo december 19th. Open invite stands for Robert Pattinson.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 25, 2012

Robert Pattinson is putting on a good face for the release of Twilight. He took my advice on Kristen Stewart…I hope!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 9, 2012

Everybody wants me to talk about Robert Pattinson and not Brian Williams—I guess people just don’t care about Brian!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 9, 2012

After Friday’s Twilight release, I hope Robert Pattinson will not be seen in public with Kristen–she will cheat on him again!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 13, 2012

“Donald Trump Wishes Kristen Stewart A Happy Birthday” http://t.co/UMN4QpgmHN via @HollywoodLife

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 10, 2013

Watch the monologue:

The highlights:

Now I know what you’re thinking, right? „That’s so crazy! The president tweeted about you once!“

No, no, no. The president tweeted about me eleven times.

Reading out a tweet inviting Pattinson to find a new girlfriend at the Miss America pageant, she quipped:

To be fair, I don’t think Donald Trump hated me, I think he’s in love with my boyfriend.

The president is not a huge fan of me. But that is so OK. And Donald, if you didn’t like me then, you’re really probably not going to like me now, because I’m hosting SNL and I’m, like, so gay, dude.

Kristen Stewart also was featured in one of the most hilarious Saturday Night Live ad spoofs I have seen in a long time:

Background: Watch Kristen Stewart Give S.N.L.’s Annual Super Bowl Commercial a Big Gay Makeover. Historical context gives the ad an extra political punch. (Vanity Fair) / Kristen Stewart on ‚SNL‘: 3 Sketches You Have to See (Rolling Stone)

Additional highlights of last Saturday include a show-stopping performance by Melissa McCarthy as White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer:

(Not available in Germany, and maybe in other countries. You need a proxy tool like HotSpot Shield or ZenMate. An introduction in German: Wie man das Top-Empfehlungsradio Pandora auch in Deutschland komfortabel nutzen kann. Alternative video link with inferior quality – but it works in Germany: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMKNrkzap3E.)

Alec Baldwin returned as Trump:

Background: S.N.L.: Watch Alec Baldwin’s Trump and a Ghoulish Steve Bannon Go to War (Vanity Fair)
(If you can’t watch the video, see the tips above.)

Peter Jebsen

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Photo credits
1) Official portrait of President Donald Trump (Photo: The White House / Public domain)
2) Kristen Stewart at the Cannes film festival (Photo: Georges Biard / This file is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license)